Meet The Staff


Micah Bleich
Editor, Webmaster, Staff Writer
Head Nerd in charge of Nerdery


Mercedes Moore
Staff Writer
Director of Sexy Attitude


K.T.
Staff Writer, Music aficianado
Senior Asian Female


C.J.
Staff Writer, Reporter
Executive Fan Boy

Zach Shephard
Guest Contributor

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Blazblue: Calamity Trigger Portable for PSP review

April 20, 2010 by CJ

Blazblue PSP Review

 

It’s 2010 and one of the most visually impressive and technical fighters from last year has finally made its portable debut on the PSP. It’s obvious that great care has gone into this port to maintain the look and feel of console counterparts. Important to any home version of a fighting game are the modes, and Blazblue Portable retains most of them from the console version. Gone is the online play and replay theater, instead we have the usual ad-hoc local multiplayer most PSP fighters have.

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Video Game Fonts: Super Mario Bros.

November 19, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Super Mario Bros Font

The latest in the line of sharing the wealth, here is the Super Mario Bros. TTF font. Enjoy and make your own mayhem with it!

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Today's One-Liner Headliner: Sports Authority To Carry Wii Fitness Games

November 18, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Kotaku reports that Sports Authority will now be carrying Wii and fitness related games...
[Today's one-liners after the jump]

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Flame Puppy: Free Flash Game Review

November 17, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Flame Puppy: Free Online Flash Game Review

A new AddictingGames.com original game, Flame Puppy, has amazingly high production value for a free flash online game.

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Super Fucking New New Super Mario Bros.

November 17, 2009 by Micah Bleich

OK. We get it. It's a NEW game.

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

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Games Gone Wrong

Super Fucking New New Super Mario Bros.
November, 17, 2009
Rockband: Kanye West
September, 18, 2009

Comic

Great Moments In Gaming - Mario Can Jump
November, 6, 2009

Horoscopes

Don't Be An Idiot

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

Features

Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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